i’ll stop being crazy once everything goes my way forever
hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy
actually a girl becomes a woman when her fantasies of violence are no longer focused inwards, but outwards 💗
tshirt that says “IF U ASK ME ABOUT MY CAREER I WILL KILL MYSELF IN FRONT OF U”
i think every gay person should get a monthly stipend for. piercings and such also beverages. and i think every trans person should get to hit people with sticks legally
(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
can you trigger tag bisexuality please
— Anonymousno but i can fuck both your parents

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami
is he okay
hes alright but he died
it’s a love language

pull HIS hair. get HIM pregnant
A seahorse wrote this
im gonna flatten you with a cartoonishly large anvil